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A man has climbed on top of a whale....

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Created by Seacht > 9 months ago, 1 Nov 2014
Seacht
WA, 376 posts
1 Nov 2014 9:10PM
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Can't wait to hear how this came about..
www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-01/man-boards-whale-carcass-as-feeding-sharks-circle-in-wa/5860154





cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
1 Nov 2014 9:56PM
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Side order

Mark _australia
WA, 23545 posts
1 Nov 2014 10:43PM
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Thank god the story was him, I thought somebody had heard about me picking up last night

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
2 Nov 2014 11:47AM
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^^^^^^ You shouldnt call yourself a whale lol

ikw777
QLD, 2995 posts
2 Nov 2014 1:52PM
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Not a man, but an idiot.

Gazuki
WA, 1363 posts
2 Nov 2014 12:08PM
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Mark_Australia= Gold! Still giggling.

Poida
WA, 1922 posts
2 Nov 2014 11:24PM
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the whales now washed up on scarborough beach

Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
3 Nov 2014 2:29AM
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Mark _australia said..
Thank god the story was him, I thought somebody had heard about me picking up last night


You've already lost your basic rights, 'they are always watching you'.

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
3 Nov 2014 10:18AM
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5 min fame!

da vecta
QLD, 2515 posts
3 Nov 2014 1:14PM
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Probably worth it cause now all his mates call him Moby D*ckhead.

theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
3 Nov 2014 4:11PM
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Mark _australia said...
Thank god the story was him, I thought somebody had heard about me picking up last night


Out picking up guys again Mark. ..?

southace
SA, 4794 posts
3 Nov 2014 4:04PM
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Apparently from the abc news interview he claims he was trying to save it....seems he lost the fight!

saltiest1
NSW, 2566 posts
4 Nov 2014 12:29AM
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i don't get the trashing of the guy for doing it.
so he climbed on top of a big dead mammal.
other kids (well, some) are on crack and mugging or killing people.
harden up.


harry potter
VIC, 2777 posts
4 Nov 2014 12:59AM
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Because he is a moron and those that are on crack and mugging people are even bigger morons

Supstuff
WA, 8 posts
3 Nov 2014 11:39PM
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Had a whale of a time though.....!

Buster fin
WA, 2598 posts
4 Nov 2014 6:18AM
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Come on now guys. Theres no need to blubber on about this.

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
4 Nov 2014 8:41AM
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I am a bit surprised he is not wearing high visibility gear.................... So maybe he is not a cashed up bogan???????
Must have a secret fetish about fat girls and he wanted to roll in blubber!

hiho
WA, 65 posts
4 Nov 2014 10:37AM
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What's wrong with you people.
A kid can't be a bit of a daredevil? Take a risk? Get his adrenaline up?

What if they'd have said that to the likes of say...Edmund Hillary "OOOOh no you can't go up there - you might hurt yourself"

Give us a break Fun Police!

Chris_M
2132 posts
4 Nov 2014 1:57PM
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That bogan is even dumber than he first appears... sharks will eat whale, but they love to chomp down a on a good mullet!

Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
4 Nov 2014 6:47PM
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hiho said..
What's wrong with you people.
A kid can't be a bit of a daredevil? Take a risk? Get his adrenaline up?

What if they'd have said that to the likes of say...Edmund Hillary "OOOOh no you can't go up there - you might hurt yourself"

Give us a break Fun Police!


There's nothing wrong with commenting on the gross stupidity of another. Many of us have earnt the right to do so, especially after surviving some of the really, really, really dumb **** we all did when we were younger.

And there's always a smart way to do dumb stuff, why would you jump in the water instead of putting the boat right up to the whale? But hey, I'm always grateful for stupid people, they guarantee me employment.

Mark _australia
WA, 23545 posts
4 Nov 2014 7:21PM
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hiho said..
What's wrong with you people.
A kid can't be a bit of a daredevil? Take a risk? Get his adrenaline up?
What if they'd have said that to the likes of say...Edmund Hillary "OOOOh no you can't go up there - you might hurt yourself"
Give us a break Fun Police!




He swam to the whale.
If a shark took half his leg off all the rescue heli crew, ambo's, E.D people would be tied up trying to save that d!ckhead.
Next time you are in a queue in a hospital don't bother complaining...... half the admissions are due to grog, drugs and stupidity.

That's why some people get a bit annoyed about it. Not quite the same as conquering Everest

surferstu
1011 posts
4 Nov 2014 7:51PM
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hiho said..
What's wrong with you people.
A kid can't be a bit of a daredevil? Take a risk? Get his adrenaline up?

What if they'd have said that to the likes of say...Edmund Hillary "OOOOh no you can't go up there - you might hurt yourself"

Give us a break Fun Police!

Just checking, is hiho short for high horse?

Cobra
9106 posts
5 Nov 2014 9:15AM
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Mark _australia said..

hiho said..
What's wrong with you people.
A kid can't be a bit of a daredevil? Take a risk? Get his adrenaline up?
What if they'd have said that to the likes of say...Edmund Hillary "OOOOh no you can't go up there - you might hurt yourself"
Give us a break Fun Police!





He swam to the whale.
If a shark took half his leg off all the rescue heli crew, ambo's, E.D people would be tied up trying to save that d!ckhead.
Next time you are in a queue in a hospital don't bother complaining...... half the admissions are due to grog, drugs and stupidity.

That's why some people get a bit annoyed about it. Not quite the same as conquering Everest


if a shark took his leg WTF

i read in here, you have more chance of being killed by a vending machine

Paradox
QLD, 1326 posts
6 Nov 2014 12:15PM
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Cobra said..

if a shark took his leg WTF

i read in here, you have more chance of being killed by a vending machine


I doubt that particular statistic relates to jumping into the ocean next to a dead whale that happens to be in the process of being eaten by a number of very large white pointers...

Perhaps if he was tied to a vending machine when he went in......and drowned before the sharks got to him...

ka43
NSW, 3099 posts
6 Nov 2014 1:33PM
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I just want to know how he is gonna get that fishy smell out of his boardies?????

cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
6 Nov 2014 10:10PM
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ka43 said...
I just want to know how he is gonna get that fishy smell out of his boardies?????


With the smell of his own **** after spotting the whitey

VB MAN
1156 posts
6 Nov 2014 11:08PM
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ka43 said..
I just want to know how he is gonna get that fishy smell out of his boardies?????



What fishy smell ? he's a bloke

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
7 Nov 2014 8:58AM
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ka43 said..
I just want to know how he is gonna get that fishy smell out of his boardies?????


The tea bag will have to finally wear them under his wet suit!

TurtleHunter
WA, 1675 posts
7 Nov 2014 11:08AM
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cauncy said..

ka43 said...
I just want to know how he is gonna get that fishy smell out of his boardies?????



With the smell of his own **** after spotting the whitey


I would be more worried about the taste in his mouth after digging his face into the flesh, with the oil that bubbles out of a rotting whale I reckon I would be dry reaching.



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